Whatโs the biggest building in New York City? The library. It has the most stories.
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Made me miss my work besties!!
When algebra teachers retireโฆ
Hey Dad, do you know what an eclipse is?
People think t-Rex ๐ฆ couldnโt clap because they have tiny arms,
I could not find even 1 other person to sing with me.
I tell my wife every morning that I am going jogging, but I never goโฆ.
The yoga instructor asked if I was coming to get classโฆ
Whatโs the difference between a sock and a camera?
I took my dog to the park and the ducks kept biting himโฆ.
What if ice is justโฆ.
I'm starting a company where you can rent hunting dogs. It's calledโฆ
Went on a long road trip & got a flat tire
A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead manโs wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"
Kids walking around with a 1.2 GPA saying โno capโ.
Dogs canโt run an MRI machine,
What will you never see at a tire shop?
Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise to feel better!
Just received a text from a random number saying they will be a few minutes late to work, being the nice guy I am, I told them they could just have the whole day off. .
Thereโs a potato chip truck blocking the highway.
Ladies, I beg of you to stop wishing for the perfect man for Valentine's
Knock knock, whoโs there?, Europe, Europe who?
My girl said I couldn't make a car out of noodles...
What do you call a magic dog?
Every time I watch Titanicโฆ..