Cuz We Funny

Dad jokes between "cousins" Kevin H. & Ryan G.

(we're not actually cousins)

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Sam for REX

Whatโ€™s the biggest building in New York City? The library. It has the most stories.

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Shawn

Hilarious

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Ruth โ€œda-truthโ€

Made me miss my work besties!!

Kevin H.

When algebra teachers retireโ€ฆ

Ryan G.

Hey Dad, do you know what an eclipse is?

Ryan G.

People think t-Rex ๐Ÿฆ– couldnโ€™t clap because they have tiny arms,

Ryan G.

I could not find even 1 other person to sing with me.

Ryan G.

I tell my wife every morning that I am going jogging, but I never goโ€ฆ.

Ryan G.

The yoga instructor asked if I was coming to get classโ€ฆ

Ryan G.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a sock and a camera?

Ryan G.

I took my dog to the park and the ducks kept biting himโ€ฆ.

Ryan G.

What if ice is justโ€ฆ.

Ryan G.

I'm starting a company where you can rent hunting dogs. It's calledโ€ฆ

Kevin H.

Went on a long road trip & got a flat tire

Kevin H.

A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead manโ€™s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora"

Ryan G.

Kids walking around with a 1.2 GPA saying โ€œno capโ€.

Kevin H.

Dogs canโ€™t run an MRI machine,

Ryan G.

What will you never see at a tire shop?

Ryan G.

Doctor: You just need to diet and exercise to feel better!

Ryan G.

Just received a text from a random number saying they will be a few minutes late to work, being the nice guy I am, I told them they could just have the whole day off. .

Ryan G.

Thereโ€™s a potato chip truck blocking the highway.

Kevin H.

Ladies, I beg of you to stop wishing for the perfect man for Valentine's

Kevin H.

Knock knock, whoโ€™s there?, Europe, Europe who?

Ryan G.

My girl said I couldn't make a car out of noodles...

Ryan G.

What do you call a magic dog?

Ryan G.

Every time I watch Titanicโ€ฆ..